Caption: Things that don't sell well in the BoxJamiverse:

Caption: Those Oreo cookies that turn milk blue.

[[Little kid with glass of milk and cookie is puzzled]]

Little kid: ?

Caption: Elvis' Holiday Hits

BoxJammified Elvis with pompadour: I'm dreaming of a blue Christmas

Caption: Those tampons on TV that only absorb whatever that liquid is.

Caption: courtesy of Screwball McGoo

{{As of this writing, Screwball's very inventive archive is available at http://www.screwballmcgoo.net/ }}