{{a guest comic from Lord Emsworth, an internet presence who's an expert on all manner of American pop culture of yesteryear, whether it's comics, cartoons, music, or radio teleplays}}

[[The Orange guy and his wife are by some hedges, that the Orange Guy is trimming]]

Orange wife: Isn't it nice to take a break from that wait sign and relax?

Orange Guy: Yes, it's always so calming, seeing life continue to grow...

Orange Wife: Our futures secure, the kids provied for...

Orange Wife: And the two of us together. I adore you, you perfect man.

Offscreen, in a blue font: JERK!

[[The Orange spouses look at each other]]

Caption: Courtesy of Lord Emsworth