BoxJam: I've decided what me new signature move is going to be!
Ms. BoxJam: Signature move?
BoxJam: Yeah, whenever something cool happens, watch out for my -
[[BoxJam strikes a Heisman-trophy stance]]
BoxJam: HEISMAN POSE
BoxJam: -see, and then people will see how cool I am!
Ms. BoxJam: I warn you, BoxJam...you're meddling with powers you don't understand!
BoxJam: Oh, pshaw...it's just a cool pose that'll make me a winner!
Ms. BoxJam: They say that statue has powers! Beware...
Inset Caption: Later:
[[BoxJam stands in a Heisman pose, over a great crack in the earth out of which a dragon has emerged. Mallethead observes.]]
BoxJam (thinking): Crap.