BoxJam: I've decided what me new signature move is going to be!

Ms. BoxJam: Signature move?

BoxJam: Yeah, whenever something cool happens, watch out for my -

[[BoxJam strikes a Heisman-trophy stance]]


BoxJam: -see, and then people will see how cool I am!

Ms. BoxJam: I warn you,'re meddling with powers you don't understand!

BoxJam: Oh,'s just a cool pose that'll make me a winner!

Ms. BoxJam: They say that statue has powers! Beware...

Inset Caption: Later:

[[BoxJam stands in a Heisman pose, over a great crack in the earth out of which a dragon has emerged. Mallethead observes.]]

BoxJam (thinking): Crap.