[[BoxJam as streetcorner evangelist standing on a streetcorner holding a sign that says "REPENT!", but people just keep passing him by.]]
[[Ms. BoxJam enters.]]
Ms. BoxJam: YOU'VE BEEN HOLDING THAT SIGN FOR YEARS, AND YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A SINGLE PERSON - WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING IT?
BoxJam: BECAUSE I WON'T LET THEM CHANGE ME...
[[Repentent person enters and watches Evengelist.]]
Ms. BoxJam: BUT... ISN'T THAT EXACTLY WHATYOU'RE ASKING THEM TO DO... CHANGE?
BoxJam: WELL SURE, BUT... I'M TRYING TO MAKE THEM BETTER!
Ms. BoxJam: By ASKING THEM TO DO SOMETHING YOU PRIDE YOURSELF ON NOT DOING?
BoxJam: WELL, GEE... I WOULDN'T PUT IT LIKE THAT...
Repentent Person: HEY, BUD...
Repentent Person: HOW DO I REPENT?
[[BoxJam walks away, head down.]]
BoxJam: BY AVOIDING CONTRADICTORY SITUATIONS...