BoxJam: So, God designed the universe to his spec, right?

Ms. BoxJam: Right...

BoxJam: Every physical property has his approval...every particle his blessing...

Ms. BoxJam: Yes...why?

BoxJam: Why do people expect him to violate his own rules all the time?

Ms. BoxJam: Why don't you ask him?

[[Ms. BoxJam points at God, who is sitting at a table making little green apples]]

god: can this

wait please?