[[God in a big crazy sweater - next to him is an appliance with a small BoxJam in it]]

God: If you're like Me, you want to create beings in your likeness, but don't want to deal with the muss and fuss!

[[He conjures a small BoxJam just above his hands]]

God: That's why I invented the dust-to-dustisserie! Imbuing life couldn't be easier! Just mold your clay figure...

God: ...mount it in the dustisserie, SET IT and---

Audience: FORGET IT!

God: Amen!

[[BoxJam standing alone]]

BoxJam: *sigh*