[[The BoxJam family at a restaurant - Little BoxJam is working on a placemat puzzle.]]

Placemat: Kids! Solve Cap'n Crimpy's coded message!

Puzzle: C_EA____ __D_' __ACE_A__ __C__! _'_ _______ ___E__ _______...

BoxJam: Boring adult talk boring adult talk boring adult talk boring adult

Placemat: Kids! Solve Cap'n Crimpy's coded message!

Puzzle: C_EA_I_G KID_' _LACE_A__ __CK_! I'_ KILLI_G ___ELF ___IGH_...

Ms. BoxJam: Pointless blather pointless blather pointless blather

Placemat: Kids! Solve Cap'n Crimpy's coded message!

Puzzle: CREA_ING KIDS' PLACEMA__ S_CKS! I'M KILLING M__ELF _ONIGH_...

BoxJam: Unprocessable phonemes unprocessable phonemes unprocessabl

[[Little BoxJam is wide-eyed]]

Placemat: Kids! Solve Cap'n Crimpy's coded message!

Puzzle: CREA_ING KIDS' PLACEMA__ S_CKS! I'M KILLING M__ELF _ONIGH_...

Ms. BoxJam: He just loves puzzles, doesn't he?

BoxJam: That one's kept him quiet for a really long time...