[[Mallethead and BoxJam sit and converse over drinks.]]

Mallethead: Windy City.

BoxJam: The Second City.

Mallethead: That Toddling Town.

BoxJam: The City that Works.

Mallethead: Gem of the Prairie.

BoxJam: City with Big Shoulders.

Mallethead: City in a Garden.

BoxJam: Hog Butcher to the World!

Mallethead: The Beautiful Woman with the Broken Nose.

[[BoxJam is silent.]]

[[BoxJam takes a drink.]]