BoxJam: Happy Valentine's Day, Honey! I got you this heart necklace!

Ms. BoxJam: (surprised) Oh -- it's stunning! And on our budget...

BoxJam: (guiltily) Oh, well, you just have to get creative...

[[Silence as BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam look at necklace.]]

Ms. BoxJam: "You" + "creative" usually equals grave robbing...

BoxJam: Aw, c'mon -- I cleaned it!