Coworker:: ...And I need this urgently...
BoxJam: [[On phone]] I need an exit.
Coworker: What? Was that some kind of lame "Matrix" reference? It's 2005!
BoxJam: Well, I just saw it this weekend...
Coworker:This weekend!? It's from - what? 1999? What's your problem?
BoxJam: Well, kids, and... I dunno. I've been busy, OK?
Coworker: Whatever. Just don't figure the rest of us want to hear 6-year old jokes...
BoxJam: [[In trenchcoat, in bullet-time]] What about my Keanu Reeves impression?