Coworker:: ...And I need this urgently...

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BoxJam: [[On phone]] I need an exit.

Coworker: What? Was that some kind of lame "Matrix" reference? It's 2005!

BoxJam: Well, I just saw it this weekend...

Coworker:This weekend!? It's from - what? 1999? What's your problem?

BoxJam: Well, kids, and... I dunno. I've been busy, OK?

Coworker: Whatever. Just don't figure the rest of us want to hear 6-year old jokes...


BoxJam: [[In trenchcoat, in bullet-time]] What about my Keanu Reeves impression?

Coworker: Nope.