Voice-Over: COOL SPIDER FACTS
[A BoxJam looks wary]
Voice-Over: For every spider you see, there are eighteen million you touch and never realize!
[BoxJam sleeps while spiders crawl and dangle]
Voice-Over: You ingest (eat) 36.2 spiders a month while sleeping!
[BoxJam stands on a grid, each node of which is a spider]
Voice-Over: You're never more than 17 inches from a spider!
[BoxJam tries to talk to a giant spider, who has 4 legs crossed]
Voice-Over: Spiders never age! And they can't be frozen, drowned, tortured, or reasoned with!
[BoxJam's legs are covered with spiders]
Voice-Over: Scientists estimate that 42% of every person's body weight is spiders!
[Graveyard, struck by lightning]
Voice-Over: Dead people who are given a jolt of electricity will usually repeat the very last thing they ever said!
Grave 1: AAAAAH!!
Grave 2: Oh, @#!"?!!
Grave 3: AAAAH!
Grave 4: Rosebud...
Grave 5: AAAH!
Grave 6: What's this button do?
Grave 7: AAAAH!
Grave 8: Oh, @#(storm cloud) (scribble)!!
[BoxJam sits, listening to Little BoxJam, who stands in front of a poster that says 'My Report on Spiders']
BoxJam: What does that last one have to do with spiders?
Little BoxJam: It's just another cool fact I found on the internet...