Shoulder devil: TV and junk food...

Shoulder angel: What the heck...you work hard...take a break...

BoxJam: Really? One night of guilt-free life wasting?

Shoulder devil: Absolutely.

Shoulder angel: ...and you know what else? Spill some crumbs...

Shoulder devil: Especially potato chips..oh, and leftover pizza, if you have any...

Shoulder angel: Yeah...pizza's good...spill pizza everywhere!

BoxJam: I don't see why I need to be intentionally messy...

Shoulder devil: Hey...you've earned it! Make a mess!

Shoulder angel: That's right...show the world you have the right to be a slob!

BoxJam: Why does your pitchfork look like a cocktail weiner stabber?

Mouse dressed as devil on shoulder: Oh...and fritos...see if you have any fritos...

Mouse dresed as angel on shoulder: Peanut butter cups! I could eat like a million peanut butter cups!