BoxJam: I wonder if you'd have become an adult film star, and if I'd never have found the right woman...

BoxJam: ...and then maybe one day I'd watch a movie with you in it, and some part of me, for reasons I couldn't put my finger on, would not be able to stop looking at you...

BoxJam: You'd have this certain "something" that would make me both happy and sad, so I'd rewind the best scene over and over, wishing I were that guy, or maybe that other woman...

Ms. BoxJam: *Blink*

BoxJam: Isn't that romantic?