BoxJam: YOU GUYS SEE THIS OLD, OLD METAL TRACK SCREWED INTO THE BRICK HERE? THIS WAS TO GUIDE A DRIVERLESS, HORSE-DRAWN STREET CAR!
BoxJam: THE ORGANIZERS NEW ENDEAVORS OF THE NEW TRANSIT AUTHORITY EXPERIMENTED WITH THE IDEA AS COMPETITION TO NEW ELECTRIC STREET CARS . . . LEADS INTO THE TRACK KEPT THE HORSE ON COURSE ON A CONTINUOUS CIRCUIT!
BoxJam: THEN ONE DAY, A YOUNG MAN, WITH A NEWLY EXPECTANT BRIDE ... GOSH, HE WAS CLOSER TO YOUR AGE THAN TO MINE ... GOT OUT ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE TROLLEY! HE WAS TRAPPED ... AND I NEVER MET MY FATHER ... I KNOW IT HURTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE GRANDFATHER YOU NEVER KNEW, BUT IT'S IMPORTANT!
Ms. BoxJam: I'M PROUD OF YOU FOR NOT POINTING OUT THE INCONSISTENCIES IN THAT STORY ...
Little BoxJam: I WASN'T EVEN LISTENING ...
BoxJam: SEE THOSE PIGEONS? PIGEONS DIDN'T EXIST UNTIL THEY WERE BRED TO BE FOOD TASTERS . . .