Mike: HOW ARE YOU FOLKS? MY NAME IS ALSO MIKE, JUST LIKE THE LAST GUY - AND I'D LIKE TO TELL YOU ABOUT MYSELF . . . I'M DIVORCED, I'M SCARED OF COMMITMENT, I DON'T LIKE [TO] PLAY GAMES, [I] HAVE A LOT OF LOVE TO OFFER ...
Caption: IT WAS THE STRANGEST "OPEN-MIKE" NIGHT EVER.