Ms. BoxJam Those people ahead of us have a huge cart full of stuff, and we just have one vegan sausage...

BoxJam: It's fine, honey... we'll just wait...

Ms. BoxJam: It's NOT fine! This whole line is held up because the people buying all that stuff won't let anybody go ahead...you have to say something...

BoxJam: I do NOT have to say anything...it was our choice to come to a mega-warehouse that sells everything from car parts to real estate...

Ms. BoxJam: Because it's cheaper! Should we pay a penalty for only buying what we need? Be a man for once and just tell them we need to go ahead!

BoxJam (sotto): I AM a man! This has nothing to do with manliness! They got in line before us!!

Ms. BoxJam: Talk to them or I'll get L-Jam to do it! (sing-song) Oh, L-Jam...

BoxJam: You wouldn't! That's totally unfair! Don't make him!--

BoxJam: *sigh*

BoxJam: ...See, ahhh, the thing is, we're kind of in a hurry, and you're buying a lot more than we are...