Mallethead: You what!? Hey, dinkhead, the padding of the business trip is a serious guy secret!

BoxJam: Yeah, I know...

Mallethead: Jeez-o-flip! If any woman pieces together that when we say we're working, we're goofing off, it's just one more step to figure out that when we say we're goofing off, we're doing something really bad...

BoxJam: I know, man... I'm sorry. I blew it, and put all men in jeopardy. I get it...

Mallethead: You didn't tell her there's really no such game as "golf," did you?

BoxJam: I'm not that stupid...