Ms. BoxJam: It's perhaps 6% bigger than our house!

(sign): for sale

BoxJam: I think there are info sheets at the door!

Ms. BoxJam: Can't hurt to look!

[[a corner of the house lifts up menacingly over an oblivious BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam]]

BoxJam: Look! It's 3.2 bazillion dollars!

Ms. BoxJam: I wonder if we can afford it!

[[the house comes down hard on them]]

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