BoxJam: House for sale! Looks cute!
Ms. BoxJam: It's perhaps 6% bigger than our house!
(sign): for sale
BoxJam: I think there are info sheets at the door!
Ms. BoxJam: Can't hurt to look!
[[a corner of the house lifts up menacingly over an oblivious BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam]]
BoxJam: Look! It's 3.2 bazillion dollars!
Ms. BoxJam: I wonder if we can afford it!
[[the house comes down hard on them]]
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