[[BoxJam is watching TV]]

TV Voice: Our sensors show this planet has intelligent life but they have freaky-big ears...

TV Voice 2: Let's beam down! We'll exchange our cultures, science, and ourselves... not literally, of course...

TV Voice 2: Hello, big ears! We're going to give you our form of government!

TV Voice 3: Hello... honestly, we just like to keep to ourselves...

TV Voice 2: Not a reality anymore... we're replacing you with a new leader a group of big ears just picked!

TV Voice 3: I cannot accept that... you have no authority...

TV Voice 2: Oh, so it's war, huh? Let's beam up, boys... set the photon torpedos on "obliterate..."

TV Voice 1: I'm not sure pulverizing the planet was necessary...

TV Voice 2: Quit re-writin' history!