BoxJam: In order to make a point about religious tolerance, I'm going to speak to this actor portraying Mohammed.

Mallethead: I'M NOT COMING OUT. SELAH.

BoxJam: I will portray Jesus. Mohammed, while it may offend some to depict you, you can't force those outside your religion to go along--no compunction in religion, right?

Mallethead: GOSH GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. LET'S GO HOME.

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BoxJam: Hello?

Person on phone: But the law of Allah governs everybody--you gotta stop it.

[[Mallethead wraps himself in the sheet and scoots away.]]

BoxJam: Let Allah judge that--all we can do is protect religious freedom!

Another person on phone: You tell 'im, blue freak! Freedom!

[[Pause.]]

BoxJam: George--please tell me you got a warrant to tap in here...

George: I don' need a warrant when I'm protecting freedom!