[[BoxJam stands next to a figure behind a sheet or curtain.]]
BoxJam: In order to make a point about religious tolerance, I'm going to speak to this actor portraying Mohammed.
Mallethead: I'M NOT COMING OUT. SELAH.
BoxJam: I will portray Jesus. Mohammed, while it may offend some to depict you, you can't force those outside your religion to go along--no compunction in religion, right?
Mallethead: GOSH GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. LET'S GO HOME.
Person on phone: But the law of Allah governs everybody--you gotta stop it.
[[Mallethead wraps himself in the sheet and scoots away.]]
BoxJam: Let Allah judge that--all we can do is protect religious freedom!
Another person on phone: You tell 'im, blue freak! Freedom!
BoxJam: George--please tell me you got a warrant to tap in here...
George: I don' need a warrant when I'm protecting freedom!