BoxJam: Outside the grocery store they've put one of my favourite things - a vending machine with generic soda!

BoxJam: They're color-coded so you know what they are... the red one is cola, the green one lemon-lime, brown root beer, purple grape...

BoxJam: This one had a second green one - darker - Mountain Dew! Score! And the price! 25� a can! Nirvana!

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BoxJam: If anybody needs me, I'll be in the bathroom commiting suicide...