BoxJam/Mallethead (singing): Wellll, it's over lads, the war is done, our comrades have fallen, but the victory's won...

BoxJam/Mallethead (singing): Save but six counties, like fair Londonderry, at least we think so, not great at geogr'phy...

BoxJam/Mallethead (singing): But the point is some treaty, it musta been signed, Northern Eire's theirs now, and we're drunk half-blind...

BoxJam/Mallethead (singing): We don' wanna hear it, 'bout Belfast n' stuff, so we'll kill ya bloody bastards if ya don't stop actin' up!

(repeat last 2 to coda)

Caption: HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!