Ms. BoxJam: I was just reading about a minor celebrity who committed suicide...

BoxJam: Why?

Ms. BoxJam: He left a note that said there was nothing in this life for him...

BoxJam: I wonder if he ever played the bagpipes...

Ms. BoxJam: Why?

BoxJam: I don't how you could say there's nothing here for you if you've never played the bagpipes...