[[Bush and a model are posing in a fake boat while a painter paints them]]
Painter: Tr�s bien! Finis! Ze hero crahssing a river - What river do you like?
Cheney: Your Holiness, is the "Mission Accomplished" painting finished?
Bush: Yeah. Why?
Cheney: Those flames behind me are the French burning the city...
Door: Freedom Room. Authorized personnel only.
Bush: Awright, let's fight! And by that I mean have the soldiers do it.
Cheney: There are no more soldiers. All killed, captured or deserted.
Bush: Where we goin'?
Cheney: New Orleans... They'll welcome us...
Bush: What about our immigration problem?
Cheney: Believe it or not, there is none...
[[BoxJam and Little BoxJam]]
BoxJam: ... and that's the story of "The United States: 1776-1792."
Little BoxJam: I'm glad we live in Whiskystan!
Ms. BoxJam: Hey gang... What happens when we alter the historic timeline??
All: Nazis! [[Nazis abound]]