Title: Proudly Presenting: Twist Number 89,304 on "72 Virgins"
Al-Zarqawi: So, Muslim-equivalent of St. Peter... I'm a martyr... set me up...
Muslim-equivalent of St. Peter: Al-Zarqawi... Welcome... 72 virgins await... maybe more!
Sign: Star Trek Convention Mobile, Alabama Welcome Abu Al-Zarqawi - probably guest-starred in some Star Trek series sometime