Title: Adventures in Vocabulary! An occasional series where I throw out bits of real dialog I've heard, because it's fun to laugh at people who say stupid things.

Voice offscreen: It's hard to watch, of course. It's hard to let go. But he was adamant when he signed the do-not-restrain order.

Patient: [[brandishing a lamp and piece of debris]] Raughhhh!

Visitor: Stop him!

Doctor: I can't!