Title: BoxJam's Doodle Presents:
Title: Adventures in Vocabulary! An occasional series where I throw out bits of real dialog I've heard, because it's fun to laugh at people who say stupid things.
Voice offscreen: It's hard to watch, of course. It's hard to let go. But he was adamant when he signed the do-not-restrain order.
Patient: [[brandishing a lamp and piece of debris]] Raughhhh!
Visitor: Stop him!
Doctor: I can't!