[[BoxJam wears an Uncle Sam hat and beard and holds a mini American flag.]]
BoxJam: Happy Fourth of July!
[[BoxJam meets up with an angry Ms. BoxJam.]]
BoxJam: Happy Fourth of.. What's wrong, Honey?
Ms. BoxJam: I hope you're satisfied, Mr., because you've RUINED CHRISTMAS.
[[BoxJam looks at us.]]
BoxJam: I don't know what I did, but it's actually kind of a relief to have it over this early...