Ms. BoxJam: The only thing 'agrieved' (sic) is they joined a loser club of YOURS! Who'd be dumb enough to join your club?

[[She does an attitude snap.]]

[[Mallethead opens the door.]]

Mallethead" HELLO

[[Ms. BoxJam's hairbow flies up in shock.]]

Mallethead: SAY, B-JAM...

[[Lots of whoops and applause]]

<<*Clap* *Clap* WHOO! *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*>>

Mallethead: I-

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[[They all pause to wait for the applause to die down.]]

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Mallethead: SAY, B-JAM...I CAME TO SEE IF WE COULD HAVE THE MEETING ATA SOPHOMORIC SCANTILY-CLAD SERVER WINGS BAR...

BoxJam: Lemme check what my "wife husband capital" is trading at...

BoxJam: I fixed the leak - gotta be worth 12 or 13, right?

Ms. BoxJam: Still trading lower than marriage futures...

[[silence]]

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