[[An animation of a newspaper run. The newspaper is "The More Intelligencer" (75 cents). The headline reads "BoxJam Ruins Internet," and the slug line reads "Newspapers' Death Postponed for a While." A picture of BoxJam is captioned "Jerk."]]
[[BoxJam at his computer.]]
BoxJam (typing): C'mon, people - it's not that bad! The internet's still usable! It's perfectly good!
[[He clicks the 'Post' button.]]
Message Box: This board is not accepting new posts, since BoxJam's ruined it all anyway. (OK)
Message Box: Besides, who did you think was going to read it? (OK)
BoxJam: Oh, yeah...