[[An animation of a newspaper run. The newspaper is "The More Intelligencer" (75 cents). The headline reads "BoxJam Ruins Internet," and the slug line reads "Newspapers' Death Postponed for a While." A picture of BoxJam is captioned "Jerk."]]

[[BoxJam at his computer.]]

BoxJam (typing): C'mon, people - it's not that bad! The internet's still usable! It's perfectly good!

[[He clicks the 'Post' button.]]

Message Box: This board is not accepting new posts, since BoxJam's ruined it all anyway. (OK)

Message Box: Besides, who did you think was going to read it? (OK)

BoxJam: Oh, yeah...