BoxJam: I'm going to invent the greatest thing ever so I'll always be remembered.

BoxJam: IN THE FUTURE!

BoxJam: Let's see ... I know! It'll do all the jobs that people used to have servants to do, instead of just one like a dishwasher or a vacuum cleaner!

BoxJamina: It should have rear-window wipers.

BoxJam: It'll run by voice command or remote control!

Ms. BoxJam: Make sure it's a pleasant color, or people won't buy it.

BoxJam: And it'll run on its own exhaust, so I'll have invented perpetual motion!

Ms. BoxJam: Which reminds me, don't forget to take the garbage out.

BoxJam: Boy, I wish I had one right now.

{{dialog provided by Paul Gadzikowski, who does "Arthur, King of Time and Space" at http://www.arthurkingoftimeandspace.com/ }}