[[Two Winnipeg Jets and two Quebec Nordiques meet in the headlight glare of their two team buses - one of the Nordiques is Mallethead]]
Dale Hauerchuk: So, Mr. Ftorek. We meet again.
Robbie Ftorek: Mr. Hauerchuk. What do you want?
Dale Hauerchuk: THE SAME THING I ALWAYS WANT! STOP DATING MY SISTER!!
Robbie Ftorek: ...Make me...
[[Dale Hauerchuk thrusts his fist into the snow pack]]
Dale Hauerchuk: Ooooooohhh...that tears it! The Winnipeg Jets challenge you to KUNG FU DEATH HOCKEY!
Robbie Ftorek: So be it.]]
[[Mallethead and Ftorek walk away]]
Mallethead (stage whisper): (PSSST...KUNG FU DEATH HOCKEY?)
Robbie Ftorek: It's pretty much like regular hockey, but with lots more kicking...