[[Melee of Nordiques and Jets in Kung Fu Death Hockey. In the foreground, a Nordiques delivers a skate kick to a Jets' face. In the background, Mallethead is face-smashing a Jet. Further in the background, two players are fighting high in the air]]
Inset Text: MEANWHILE...
[[BoxJam is watching TV]]
Ms. BoxJam (offscreen): Yeah?
[[Ms. BoxJam has entered, holding a dish and towel]]
BoxJam: I think I found Mallethead...
Ms. BoxJam: What!?
[[Ms. BoxJam is looking at the TV]]
Ms. BoxJam: Oh my God it IS Mallethead! We have to tell his wife!
Ms. BoxJam: Is that the Quebec Nordiques and Winnipeg Jets playing some sort of Kung Fu Death Hockey?
BoxJam: Yeah ~ Our lame cable system only gets ESPN-4...