[[Mallethead is engaged in stick-to-stick combat with Doug Smail - we get a closeup, then a closeup closeup - what's Mallethead doing with a stick?]]
Mallethead (thinking): JUST NEED ONE CLEAR OPENING FOR MY MALLET OF DEATH - BUT WILL I BE FALLING INTO MY SAME SMASH-A-HOLIC PATTERNS?
Mallethead (thinking): IF I DON'T GO TO FACE SMASHING, THEN WHITHER, MALLET? WHITHER?
[[Mallethead sweats in closeup]]
[[Mallethead delivers a devastating knee-to-the-groin - Doug Smail's stick also breaks (symbolically)]]
[[Mallethead's wife has arrived]]
Mallethead's wife: IS THAT DOUG SMAIL, OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?