Mallethead's wife: I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE A SMASH-A-HOLIC - I NEED YOU HOME!

Mallethead: I'M NOT ADDICTED TO FACE-SMASHING ANYMORE - I KNEED THAT LAST GUY IN THE GROIN!

Mallethead's wife: C'MERE YA BIG KNUCKLE-HEAD!

[[Mallethead and his wife are surrounded by Partridge Family Mondrian-esque rectangles as they kiss - their faces perfectly sealed together]]

Inset Exposition: Later...Much Later...

[[Mallethead has his arm around his wife]]

Mallethead: SORRY TO BAG ON YOU, GUYS, BUT I HAVE TO GET HOME...

Peter Statsny (identifiable by the 'C' on his jersey): Believe me, Mallet...the Nordiques know about fate. It's fate that you're leaving.

Mallethead: THANKS FOR THE FABERGE EGG...

Anonymous Nordiques: No problem friend...

[[Mallethead and wife are far off in the distance]]

Peter Statsny: There goes the best defenceman we ever had...

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[[Peter Statsny's head is in the snow pack]]

Peter Statsny: Sacre bleu...it was just for dramatic effect, Tremblay...

Footnote: P.S. The Nordiques won the epic Kung Fu Death Hockey game, scoring 5 goals, 18 takedowns and a late rouge.

Inset exposition: l'Fin.