Mallethead (thinking): Just play it cool, Mallet...nobody knows you broke the Faberge egg - you can hide out in Canada...

Mallethead: GOOD DAY. I'D LIKE TO ENTER YOUR COUNTRY OF CANADA, WHERE I AM ALSO FROM.

Orange Guard: OK, sir, let me simply raise the gate...

(gate): l'Stop!

Mallethead (thinking): MUST...CONTROL...FACE OF DEATH!

Orange Guard: Eh?

SPTAK!

Orange Guard: UNHHH...

Mallethead (thinking): Something about that guy bugged me...