[[Peter Statsny stitches up a patient's chest, as Mallethead, apparently assisting, and a woman look on]]
Woman: Thank you for performing the bypass, Peter Statsny. The gouvernment said the waiting list was 384 years.
Peter Statsny: Happy to, ma'am. Nouw, would you knouw where a team could find a houckey game in these parts?
Woman: Boubby here plays oun the loucal team. I'm sure we can wourk soumething ouut.
Peter Statsny: Much oubliged.
[[Mallethead and Peter Statsny walk along with medical bags]]
Mallethead: YOU GUYS ALL SEEM LIKE SAINTS - HOW COULD YOU HAVE DARK SIDES?
Peter Statsny: People are complicated, Mallet - in every person there's potential for good AND bad. And sometimes both come out...
[[They have arrived at the team bus, which is painted like the Partridge Family bus]]
Peter Statsny: ...I killed 3 guys who confused me with Anton Statsny. Gaetan Duchesne sold his mom into slavery when she confused him with Steve Duchesne. Ron Low was the goaltender for the Washington Capitals their FIRST SEASON!
[[Now on the bus, we only see dialogue coming out of the bus]]
Peter Statsny: Now, I know fate well enough to know you've ended up here to escape your past, too. What haunts YOU, friend?
Mallethead: I...BROKE MY WIFE'S FABERGE EGG.
Peter Statsny: Heh. That's the same reason Bob Roberds is here.
Bob Roberds: No, I did a thing called "Naked Anime Chick" in my comic strip "Soap on a Rope."
Peter Statsny: Oh, that's right.